– Do you know when the fasting ends? So that we could eat meat at ease.
 Can't you eat it?
 I do eat.... But somehow ill at ease.

– Father, I’ve received a pension ID card with number 666 ...

– And in my Bible, the book of Ecclesiastes begins on page 666, what shall we do?

At the sermon:

– Who here knows what needs to be done before asking the Lord for forgiveness for your sins?

A voice from the audience:

– To sin?!

A prayer of an Orthodox girl:

– I do not ask for myself, Lord, give my mother a very good son-in-law...

Collection of donations in the church. All put $50. One man puts 1000 by mistake. Having realized that, he says to the father about the mistake. The latter calms him down: "Do not worry, child. This thousand will be counted as 50 to you".

– Father, what should I take for anxiety?"

– Take the God’s will!

Do not judge others for not sinning like you.

A woman confessing to a priest:

– I am a sinner, father, I’m beset with pride. Every day I look in the mirror! And when I do this, I admire myself and think: "Oh, how beautiful I am!"

– Well, it's not a sin, it's a delusion!

Humility is not that you call yourself bad. Humility is not to kill the neighbor who told you about it.

All-night vigil, the Polyeleos, the bishop is performing the anointing. He is approached by a woman, with her arms crossed on her chest, as for the Eucharist, who says:

– Olga.

Vladyka anoints her and humbly replies:

– Bishop Guri.

Poll

What will happen if the Church of Greece recognizes the OCU?
it will put itself out of Orthodoxy
52%
it will give rise to global recognition of the OCU by Local Churches
13%
nothing will happen, the Greeks will be the first and the last to recognize the OCU
35%
Total votes: 126

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