A prayer of an Orthodox girl:

– I do not ask for myself, Lord, give my mother a very good son-in-law...

Collection of donations in the church. All put $50. One man puts 1000 by mistake. Having realized that, he says to the father about the mistake. The latter calms him down: "Do not worry, child. This thousand will be counted as 50 to you".

– Father, what should I take for anxiety?"

– Take the God’s will!

Do not judge others for not sinning like you.

A woman confessing to a priest:

– I am a sinner, father, I’m beset with pride. Every day I look in the mirror! And when I do this, I admire myself and think: "Oh, how beautiful I am!"

– Well, it's not a sin, it's a delusion!

Humility is not that you call yourself bad. Humility is not to kill the neighbor who told you about it.

All-night vigil, the Polyeleos, the bishop is performing the anointing. He is approached by a woman, with her arms crossed on her chest, as for the Eucharist, who says:

– Olga.

Vladyka anoints her and humbly replies:

– Bishop Guri.

Poll

What do you think Poroshenko creates under the guise of the Single Local Church?
a new schismatic structure controlled by the state
55%
an autocephalous Church, which Phanar will take under its omophorion
16%
it does not matter – it will not work out anyway
28%
Total votes: 433

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