Humor

A prayer of an Orthodox girl:

– I do not ask for myself, Lord, give my mother a very good son-in-law...

Humility is not that you call yourself bad. Humility is not to kill the neighbor who told you about it.

All-night vigil, the Polyeleos, the bishop is performing the anointing. He is approached by a woman, with her arms crossed on her chest, as for the Eucharist, who says:

– Olga.

Vladyka anoints her and humbly replies:

– Bishop Guri.