Collection of donations in the church. All put $50. One man puts 1000 by mistake. Having realized that, he says to the father about the mistake. The latter calms him down: "Do not worry, child. This thousand will be counted as 50 to you".
– Father, what should I take for anxiety?"
– Take the God’s will!
Do not judge others for not sinning like you.
A woman confessing to a priest:
– I am a sinner, father, I’m beset with pride. Every day I look in the mirror! And when I do this, I admire myself and think: "Oh, how beautiful I am!"
– Well, it's not a sin, it's a delusion!
Humility is not that you call yourself bad. Humility is not to kill the neighbor who told you about it.
All-night vigil, the Polyeleos, the bishop is performing the anointing. He is approached by a woman, with her arms crossed on her chest, as for the Eucharist, who says:
Vladyka anoints her and humbly replies:
– Bishop Guri.